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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Introution of the Bootlaces (Boy By Roald Dahl)

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Recipes for Bootlaces
What you need:
  • 10000 rats
  • Shiny steel cauldron
  • Long pole
  • Wellington boots
  • Steam roller
  • Cruncher
Instructions:
  • Collect 10000 rats
  • Take them to a factory
  • Boil them for several hours
  • Stir them until they become very thick rat-stew
  • Cruncher to crunch the bone
  • Roll them in to a gigantic pancake
  • Cool them down
  • Cut it to a long thin lace
  • Sell it 
  • Eat it
The end