Recipes for Bootlaces
What you need:
- 10000 rats
- Shiny steel cauldron
- Long pole
- Wellington boots
- Steam roller
- Cruncher
- Collect 10000 rats
- Take them to a factory
- Boil them for several hours
- Stir them until they become very thick rat-stew
- Cruncher to crunch the bone
- Roll them in to a gigantic pancake
- Cool them down
- Cut it to a long thin lace
- Sell it
- Eat it
The end
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